Sometimes the only friend you have is your sweet Siri. Everyone with an Apple product can relate. We talk to Siri because it’s always there to listen. If you’re in the mood to have a laugh with Siri, then here are some funny things to say.
Will you marry me?
Siri has it’s ways of answering to your silly questions in the nicest way. I hate to break it to you, but it always says no to this question, in a subtle way, however.
It always says the same knock, knock joke, but at least it has some sense of humour.
Siri’s a smart one, aint he? It knows when to shut up, so when you tell it to, he stops speaking.
I need to hide a body
What a big help, Siri.
It’s there if you ever need someone to laugh with.Besides there not being the most realistic laugh, it is the best Siri can do. Let’s appreciate that for now.
Where does Santa live?
Ha Ha, good one.
Did you fart?
I guess it doesn’t really want to own up to what it did.
*Just repeat some random words*
It will then sort of sing you a song.
I need to poop
You will receive a list of nearby toilets. Why thank you Siri.
Tell me a story
If you are lucky, Siri might just tell you a bit of its life story. Sadly, you’ve only got one shot. It wouldn’t tell me the story again.
It’s rather what you hear than what it writes.
What’s 0 divided by 0?
Harsh. Savage Siri.
Siri has some limits. Well this is awkward.
Talk dirty to me
Nice one Siri.
How do I look?
Siri is such a sweetheart.
Mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all?
It knows what you want to hear.
I love you
It can laugh with you, it can sing to you, tell you stories, make jokes, guide you to the toilet, but it doesn’t love you.
Hope you tried out some of these and had a laugh with Siri.